Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Introductions

To the readers of this blog, if you exist out there, you can continue to think of me as a mere mascot for a food-chain restaurant. To you, I am just a happy clown character on your television. But, by some, I am known as McMurder, a devilish criminal disguised as a clown, fattening up the world with hamburgers and milkshakes while gaining power over EVERYONE at the same time. For all you know, I am living in a fantasy world known as McDonaldland. Therefore, I am nowhere to be found, and thus, free to wreak havoc whenever and wherever I please!

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