I'm sure any readers must think I am a fool for writing this blog. Exposing my true identity as McMurder is just begging to get caught, right? Well, you're wrong. Once again, I am in hiding; nowhere to be found. And the best part about being a real man posing as a fictional mascot is that NO ONE WILL TRULY BELIEVE IT! Plus, it is too late for anyone to try to stop me. I already have immense power over the entire food industry. I AM UNSTOPPABLE! Bow to me, you weaklings, because you depend on me now. You're all addicted, and you don't even know it. Honestly, it almost makes me sick how you all are so lazy...
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